zachillios said: too late tbh

HERE I DID THE THING NOW GO AWAY

I WAS BEING SARCASTIC I’VE ONLY POSTED ME SINGING ON TUMBLR ONCE AND I ALMOST HAD A HEART ATTACK

petition for me to sing daddy won’t you please come home and post it on tumblr without fear of being judged

my dog eats ginger snaps

spicyshimmy:

dragon age 3 flickers to life on our screens. we are the inquisitor at last. we take our first shaky baby steps toward the first chest to loot in the game. we hold our breath. we open the chest. what mysteries will be revealed within? how will the contents of this chest help us on our journey? it is a moth-eaten scarf. the adventure has begun

leonardodiretardo:

i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.

oldprickbitches:

Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”